Awesome Ladies of Horror

Here's one thing about me:
I love lists.
I love making lists; I love reading other people's lists. I find list making soothing and fun. So, I'm going to write a list. In honor of my blog's name, I was going to make a list of my favorite final girls. However, I think there are many more interesting women characters in horror besides just the final girls. In fact, often times the best female characters in a movie, in my opinion, don't fit into the specific definition of "final girl." They're either survivors, but not technically "final girls," or they are victims who fall prey to the killer (whether it be human, ghost, demon, or something else). In some cases, these fascinating women are even the killers themselves.
This is going to be a long list, so I'll probably divide it into several different posts. Also, I know I will probably leave more than a few amazing characters out, and if this blog actually proves successful (i.e. someone other than me reads it), maybe I'll make another list someday with reader input. We'll see.


                                           Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), Halloween series
The ultimate Final Girl.


Annie (Nancy Loomis), Halloween
Annie is the perfect "best friend." She's got sarcasm and sass and a death scene that left me screaming at my television.
"The car was locked! Don't get in! Look behind you!"


Tina (Wendy Kaplan), Halloween 5
You either love or hate her. I happen to love her.


Taryn (Jennifer Rubin), A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors


Barb (Margot Kidder), Black Christmas



Angela* (Felissa Rose), Sleepaway Camp
*Yes,  yes, I know.


Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), Scream series
Jamie Lee's most worthy successor.


Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox), Scream series
The Scream series' other Final Girl, Gale can be selfish and annoying, but she always comes through when her friends need her and is endlessly entertaining to watch.


Tatum Riley (Rose McGowan), Scream



Cassidy (Briana Evigan), Sorority Row



Selene (Kate Beckinsale), Underworld series
The ultimate kickass vampire heroine. We need less Twilight vampires, more women like Selene, who, instead of constantly needing rescuing (cough Bella cough) can often be found saving the day for the men around her.


Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Aliens series
It's Ripley. No further explanation needed.


Evelyn (Famke Janssen), House on Haunted Hill
So deliciously evil. Famke Janssen oozes dangerous sexuality in all of her roles, but this is one of my favorites.


Alice (Mila Jovovich), Resident Evil series
A worthy successor to Ripley.


Rain Ocampo (Michelle Rodriguez), Resident Evil series
Am I the only one who thought Rain and Alice would have made a great couple?


Baby Firefly (Sheri Moon Zombie), House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects
Sexy, evil, and batshit crazy.


Ginger (Katherine Isabelle), Ginger Snaps series



Evelyn Carnahan (Rachel Weisz), The Mummy series
Rachel Weisz's Evelyn is smart and brave and makes me proud to be a librarian.


Leah (Allison Scagliotti), Chastity Bites
Highly underrated film. Highly underrated heroine.



Lotte (MyAnna Buring), Lesbian Vampire Killers



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